Sometimes a masterpiece takes lots of rough drafts. Sometimes after a bit of time and a lot of effort, they come out just right straight away. A week after finishing the first, and very rough draft of my latest novel, I managed to produce something quite different but pretty special. I think it might stop me working on anything else for a while, but it's worth it.
Here he is, my latest masterpiece, Wilfred Abraham Banks. Wilfred and his brother, Digory, are far superior to anything else I've managed to create, but I think I forgive them for it.