About Me


Welcome!

To find out a little bit more about who I am and what I do, please visit my website. If you're just after some fun facts, here are five:
  • I love statistics and graphs more than any writer should.
  • I don't like spiders. Or celery.
  • When leaving school I won the award for 'Person Most Likely To Stop The Person Most Likely To Take Over The World From Taking Over The World.'
  • I have a first-class science degree, was once County Cross-Country Champion and I qualified as a Personal Trainer and yet I've still ended up spending my days making up lies and writing them down (none of this is a lie).
  • When I was a toddler I used the word 'actually' in a sentence and everyone laughed at me so much I thought it must not have been a real word. For a good long time, if anybody else used the word I thought I'd started a trend.

1 comment:

  1. Ahem. Just realised that you ARE in the UK. So much the better. Well done you!

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